#include <mountain_dew>
#include <project>
bool sprint_to_the_store(mountain_dew &pack);
project pick_new_project();
void write_code(project Project, mountain_dew &pack);
int main() {
bool keep_surviving = true;
mountain_dew* pack = new mountain_dew();
project Project;
// THE WHILE LOOPS OF LIFE
while (keep_surviving) {
while(pack->get_num_cans() > 0) {
// Spend the day working on a new project
Project = pick_new_project();
write_code(Project, pack);
sleep();
}
// Dash out for some more caffeine
keep_surviving = sprint_to_the_store(pack);
}
// It was nice while it lasted
return 0;
}
bool sprint_to_the_store(mountain_dew &pack) {
if (able_to_buy_soda) {
pack->add_cans(12);
}
return able_to_buy_soda;
}
project pick_new_project() {
// Get distracted by some vague topic
// I don't understand,
// then strive to understand it
return random_idea;
}
void write_code(project Project, mountain_dew &pack) {
// Pretend to know what I'm doing and fail a lot
pack->drink_cans(3);
Project.mash_keys_asynchronously();
Project.fail_upwards();
}